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    Funny quotes from RP to OOC

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    Funny quotes from RP to OOC - Page 2 Empty Re: Funny quotes from RP to OOC

    Post by Codex Sat Oct 28, 2017 4:27 pm

    Archien: https://youtu.be/rvrZJ5C_Nwg

    Westworld IRL
    Codex: .... god I miss Westworld.
    Codex: watching now. And I'm already suspicious.
    Codex: DO THESE LYRICS EVEN MAKE SENSE?
    Archien: No.
    Codex: I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop
    Codex: This is too normal for you to just link me.
    Codex: And there it is.
    Archien: 2:20
    Codex: AHHHHHHHHH
    Archien: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Codex: AHHHHHHHHH
    Archien: Though you know
    Archien: "Then I ate my Horse's meat straight from my horse's bones. Because this dog. ... Must roam alone."
    Codex: I mean, I could hardly discern wtf they were saying
    Codex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


    Archien: I think this song is about the two main cowboy guys fucking
    Codex: You got that vibe too, huh?
    Archien: YeAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Codex: fjMNDSKSDSDF
    Codex: I was not ready for that and I almost choked
    Codex: CHRISTIANITY
    Codex: ISLAM
    Codex: JUDAISMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Codex: I love how he says it like he's announcing the starting lineup for the Lakers.
    Archien: God. Gay Sex has gotten really comlicated lately
    Codex: I mean, it appears that way
    Archien: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Codex: Now you gotta have a superimposed older gentleman scream at you from the heavens as you contemplate fucking
    Codex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Codex: I'm not sure if the superimposed older gentleman was screaming his blessing or if he was screaming his disapproval over the idea of them hooking up.
    Archien: That's the mystery of God. He's always just up there screaming, but we never know why
    Codex: ...
    Codex: my first impulse was to come back with "What if God was one of uuuuus"
    Codex: ...because I feel like that's exactly what would happen. Just. Constant screaming.
    Archien: "What if God was one of AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA"
    Archien: Wow. Autocorrects to laughter
    Archien: Weird
    Codex: kjsdflFKJMSLKDFJSMFLDKJ
    Codex: I read it as God having a mental breakdown.
    Archien: You know what's more likely the truth about God. If there is a God?
    Codex: Hm?
    Archien: We're each one of their 7 Billion cats
    Codex: ...
    Codex: I now wonder what my True Cat name is.
    Archien: And they don't understand why we keep pissing on the floor and killing each other
    Archien: But they're too tired to care anymore
    Codex: They just let the smell of decay and filth slowly fill the place up, even though they're like "Man, I gotta do something about this?"
    Archien: Yep. And eventually they're going to get tired and give us all to the pound
    Archien: Where we'll all be spayed and neutered
    Codex: ...Who runs the pound?
    Archien: Elon Musk
    Codex: I knew it would end this way
    Codex: Spayed by Elon Musk.

    Archien: Mall parking is the reason God quit talking to Humans
    Codex: And started screaming?

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