Funny quotes from RP to OOC

[20:39] Callidus Stormbringer (callidusstormbringer) looked at them both, his fingers lacing with one another. "I only tell you both about eet as reference... not zhat I suggest actually doing eet... eet eeze a dark art and many frown upon eet's use..blood magic while powerful, more zhen often have severe draw backs..." He would look to Fo, arching a brow as he had indeed felt a slight twinge of cold. "Mental focus my dear lovelies... zee more you're aware of your surroundings, of your talents, and of yourselves..zee better off you shall be. Start small my dears...practice using a dish of water...freeze eet..unfreeze eet. Try to make eet take shape into something without spilling eet."
[20:41] Fo'uh (silvy.dean): (( dish water.. f u you male shovanist..... oh :F nm. *goes back to typing.*))
[20:41] Usyraz (imquelle): (( lol ))
[20:42] Callidus Stormbringer (callidusstormbringer): ((XD))
[20:42] Dom'Ro (bildo2003): (( kitchen- touchy subject. Check ))

[22:06] Dom'Ro smacks your ass as you walk by. "Hey! Good game!"
[22:07] Ki'fel Inloilfrey slow turn. "Well... hello there sailor!" winks.
[22:10] Dom'Ro giggles. "I'll see you on the poop deck, Captain!" sticks tongue out.
[22:11] Ki'fel Inloilfrey wiggles eyebrows. "I'll get that tongue into good use!"

[10:25:31 PM] *** Silvy paints everyone in the room. "FUCKIT! YOU ARE ALL NOW TURTLES!" ***
[10:25:31 PM] Agni: then again we only ever owned one
[10:25:38 PM] Agni: GAH!
[10:25:40 PM] *** Agni hides ***
[10:25:41 PM] Agni: <.<
[10:25:44 PM] Agni: >.>
[10:25:46 PM] *** DeltaStrata likes turtles. ***
[10:25:47 PM] *** Dearnen grabs his Ninja gear. ***
[10:25:52 PM] Agni: <_<
[10:26:14 PM] *** DeltaStrata sits on a log, looks cute. ***
[10:26:21 PM] *** Agni hides forever now ***
[10:26:23 PM] *** Dearnen eats a pizza. ***
[10:26:53 PM] *** Silvy has changed the conversation topic to "TURTLE POWER!" ***
[10:27:16 PM] *** Bildo calls red. ***
[10:27:29 PM] Agni: oh god
[10:27:39 PM] Agni: im gonna stay hidden then
[10:27:40 PM] Agni: <.<
[10:27:43 PM] DeltaStrata: As I recall, purple was the smart, bookish one.
[10:27:57 PM] Silvy: <.<
[10:27:59 PM] Silvy: fits
[10:28:05 PM] *** Silvy paints Delta purple ***
[10:28:11 PM] DeltaStrata: Cowabunga?
[10:28:16 PM] Dearnen: Radical
[10:28:22 PM] *** Silvy paints dearnen orange. :| ***
[10:28:37 PM] Agni: <_<
[10:28:39 PM] DeltaStrata: Duuuuuuude, she messed you up!
[10:28:43 PM] Agni: Nope
[10:28:50 PM] *** Silvy paints self blue. ***
[10:28:59 PM] *** Silvy cause can and swords are awesome. ***
[10:29:20 PM] *** Dearnen tries to use his nunchucks. ***
[10:29:24 PM] Agni: <_<
[10:29:34 PM] Silvy: heh.. nuns.
[10:29:50 PM] Silvy: NUN CHUCKING! new game.
[10:29:54 PM] Silvy: how far can you chuck a nun?
[10:30:08 PM] Silvy: as far as the lord lets you. :p
[10:30:31 PM] Dearnen: [::::::::::]~~~~~~~~~~~[:::::::::]
[10:30:32 PM] Dearnen: er
[10:30:37 PM] Silvy: AWESOME!
[10:30:39 PM] Dearnen: screw you emote!
[10:31:09 PM] Dearnen: [xxxxxx]~~~~~~~~[xxxxxx]
[10:31:09 PM] Silvy: at least you got both handles in there. otherwise it would have looked a bit like a tampon and i would have had to question that.
[10:32:10 PM] Dearnen: oxxxx[}:::::::::::::::>
[10:32:12 PM] Dearnen: grr
[10:32:15 PM] *** Silvy ruins everything by being a woman... blames this on Macey cause she's not here. ***
[10:32:35 PM] Dearnen: stop screwing up my weapons, emotes!
[10:32:52 PM] Silvy: oxxxxxxxxx|}====================>
[10:32:58 PM] Silvy: broke my sword. :<
[10:33:32 PM] Bildo: ---E----
[10:33:47 PM] Silvy: :F simple. i like it.
[10:34:58 PM] Bildo: ==E----
[10:35:09 PM] *** DeltaStrata waves stick at people. ***
[10:36:27 PM] Silvy: see.. his is easy. o====xxxxx===========o
[10:36:33 PM] Dearnen: [}zzzzzz|[)=========>
[10:37:15 PM] DeltaStrata: Silvy did you just call me easy?  >=|
[10:37:29 PM] Silvy: oxxxE------
[10:37:30 PM] Silvy: yes
[10:37:32 PM] Silvy: :F
[10:38:26 PM] Silvy: ::xx(E----
[10:38:38 PM] Silvy: :| Billias' is hard.
[10:38:43 PM] Silvy: um.. phrasing
[10:38:47 PM] Silvy: also giggity.
[10:38:47 PM] *** DeltaStrata snerks. ***
[10:41:03 PM] Silvy: ಠ_ಠ
[10:41:33 PM] Silvy: ਉ_ਉ
[10:42:01 PM] Silvy: ☉▵☉凸
[10:42:17 PM] Silvy: (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
[10:42:27 PM] Dearnen: <.<
[10:42:38 PM] Silvy: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
[10:45:16 PM] Silvy: (╮°-°)╮┳━━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━━┻
[10:46:09 PM] Silvy: i give up. i can't find the weapon for Billias.
[10:46:35 PM] Dearnen: :/
[10:47:04 PM] Dearnen: oh, sure, it has emotes screwing up all my swords but that's not an emote? bah!
[10:47:27 PM] Silvy: :F i have my emotes turned off. all i see is text
[10:47:35 PM] Dearnen: [xxxxxxxx[)::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/
[10:47:38 PM] Dearnen: Katana!
[10:47:45 PM] Silvy: SCORE!
[10:50:47 PM] DeltaStrata: Katana blades are usually curved.[/spoilsport]
[10:50:48 PM] Silvy: (¬ ¬ )
[10:51:09 PM] Dearnen: You can make a curved one
[10:52:25 PM] DeltaStrata: No thanks, I'm a big-stick sort of turtle.  =3
[10:52:32 PM] Silvy: :|
[10:52:41 PM] Silvy: yeah i toss down the phrasing flag again.
[10:53:07 PM] Dearnen: 5 yard penalty.
[10:53:17 PM] DeltaStrata: Can't we all just get a schlong?
[10:53:36 PM] *** Dearnen facepalms ***
[10:53:37 PM] *** Silvy sprays kitty in the face with bottle of water. >:F ***
[10:54:06 PM] *** DeltaStrata applies claws.  >=F ***
[10:54:22 PM] Silvy: BASEMENT CAT BE GONE! sprays again D:
[10:54:28 PM] DeltaStrata: :<
[10:54:30 PM] *** DeltaStrata runs away. ***
[10:55:01 PM] Silvy: so yeah.. welcome to the group Billias. :F
[10:56:14 PM] *** Bildo stands up within the circle "Hi, i'm Billia.....oh wait wrong meeting." sits down ***
[10:56:43 PM] *** Silvy hands Billias the talking stick and pats him on the back. "Its ok.. you're safe here.. ish." ***
[10:57:19 PM] DeltaStrata: Let us clarify, safe from JUDGEMENT.
[10:57:33 PM] Silvy: XD
[11:02:24 PM] *** Dearnen takes the seat of judgement. ***
[11:02:44 PM] *** Silvy also sprays Dearnen with the waterbottle. >:F ***
[11:03:12 PM] Dearnen: muh
[11:03:19 PM] Silvy: by "seat of judgement" he means the toilet. nods
[11:04:04 PM] Dearnen: My judgement:  guilty as shit.
[11:04:10 PM] DeltaStrata: -_-
[11:04:15 PM] Silvy: :|
[11:04:35 PM] *** DeltaStrata hands Silvy plunger? ***
[11:04:40 PM] Silvy: I'll leave this one alone.. cause .. no.. no.
[11:04:44 PM] *** Silvy pushes it back ***
[11:04:47 PM] Silvy: thats a man's job
[11:04:48 PM] Silvy: i'm a lady
[11:04:56 PM] *** Silvy walks away with a swagger. ***
[11:05:08 PM] DeltaStrata: o_____o
[11:05:22 PM] *** Silvy is a total sexist. ***
[11:05:30 PM] *** Dearnen falls on the floor, rolling in laughter. ***
[11:05:41 PM] Dearnen: she said, "lady"...
[11:05:47 PM] *** Dearnen laughs more ***
[11:05:51 PM] *** Silvy flips dearnen off. e.e ***
[11:05:55 PM] DeltaStrata: Awww, Torr.  He is porr,slain.
[11:06:03 PM] *** Silvy facepalms ***
[11:06:16 PM] *** Dearnen stops cold. ***
[11:06:37 PM] *** Dearnen stairs at Delta ***
[11:06:42 PM] *** Dearnen also stares ***
[11:06:44 PM] *** Silvy has changed the conversation topic to "Room goes quiet due to poor pun." ***
[11:07:10 PM] Dearnen: you're really startin' ta piss me off, boy...
[11:07:22 PM] DeltaStrata: What can I say?  Puns are a precious commode-ity.
[11:07:32 PM] Silvy: NO!
[11:07:34 PM] Dearnen: Get a rope.
[11:07:35 PM] Silvy: NO!
[11:07:36 PM] Silvy: BAD!
[11:07:41 PM] DeltaStrata: :<
[11:07:47 PM] DeltaStrata: y u no liek
[11:07:49 PM] *** Silvy sprays with waterbottle. >:F ***
[11:08:01 PM] *** DeltaStrata hides atop showerhead. ***
[11:08:19 PM] Bildo: lol
Well I did have a thought but it got flushed..
[11:14:57 PM] DeltaStrata: Wow.
[11:14:58 PM] Silvy: ... swats billias
[11:15:07 PM] DeltaStrata: Did u-bend over backwards for that one or what?
[11:15:25 PM] Dearnen: so many crappy puns
[11:16:04 PM] DeltaStrata: Well, Torr, if I made lame and obvious puns I would be a father, and I'm just not ready for that kind of responsibility yet.  =/
[11:16:36 PM] Silvy: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ THATS IT! I'M LEAVING!
[11:16:45 PM] *** Bildo rubs head. "Ow! Ok Ok, I'll shut my flapper." ***

[11:55] Sililuuth (anarisse): THIS AC NEEDS TO FIX ITSELF. FUCK.
[11:55] Sililuuth (anarisse): WHY DOES IT ALWAYS BREAK DOWN WHEN IT'S GETTING HOTTER. Y U NO BREAK DOWN THAT WHOLE TIME IT WAS NICE AND MODERATE OUT. AHH
[11:56] Fo'uh (silvy.dean) holds gun to the AC and talks through thin lips and gritted teeth. "Mutherfucker you better start pulling your shit together or else!" *glare of a thousand deaths >*
[11:56] Sililuuth (anarisse) stands behind as that one tagalong guy that's always like "YEAH! DON'T FUCK AROUND MAN!"

[15:23] Fo'uh (silvy.dean) would give her left nut for a trash can next to her desk again. e.e
[15:23] Usyraz (imquelle): pretty much hipster cr-
[15:23] Usyraz (imquelle): um
[15:23] Fo'uh (silvy.dean): so much question in that comment eh?
[15:23] Fo'uh (silvy.dean) holds up her left hand with a peanut in it. "Salted even."
[15:23] Usyraz (imquelle): so, so much
[15:24] Usyraz (imquelle): ..... LMAO

Silvy Dean: i'm a mumpet D@MNIT!
Lionel Cullen: ...
Silvy Dean: muppet (muppet)
Lionel Cullen: mumpet
Silvy Dean: <.<
Silvy Dean: shup
Lionel Cullen: muMpet
Lionel Cullen: mum-pet
Silvy Dean: i'm type'n to fast cause i'm giggle'n
Lionel Cullen: You are a pet of someone's mum.
Lionel Cullen: You are a pet of an english person's mother.
Silvy Dean: >.> yeah a english housewife's sex toy. mumpet
Lionel Cullen giggles.


Phaylen Fairchild: we are stroking iin synch!
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Silvy Dean: people who go around trying to trace stolen or copy botted items. corse now that they can set it up to ....*distracted by reeses*
Silvy Dean: NOMNOMNOM
Silvy Dean: <.< more please....
Phaylen Fairchild: lol!
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Phaylen Fairchild: nice tits sibbydean
Phaylen Fairchild: my cam just zoomed over and I saw canyons of cleveage
Phaylen Fairchild: No wonder Rich called you "the girl with the Boobs"
Phaylen Fairchild: hahahha
Silvy Dean: o___o
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SilentAssasin Fall: I feel like everything you say is a metaphor
Macey Mandala: I MEANT to say... so you Shave your balls and armpits but not your legs
SilentAssasin Fall: in my mind it's always something super slutty.... and awesome
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Silvy Dean gets out the wax for the proper bikini wax lines
Silvy Dean: kidding
Macey Mandala: lol
Silvy Dean: i still say that looks cool
Macey Mandala: you don't like my hairy crotch?
Silvy Dean: i love your hairy crotch :x

Silvy Dean: <:| did you just call dogtags a necklace?
Macey Mandala: um.. maybe >.>
Silvy Dean: g'damn aussies

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Lionel Cullen: Also FARGING BUNNIES QUIT DISTRACTING ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO BE SERIOUS WITH YOUR DELICIOUS HOPPING BODIES
Lionel Cullen: Er.
Lionel Cullen: Did I say delicious?
Lionel Cullen: I dunno where that came from. o.o I do not want to eat rabbits.
Silvy Dean: <:F
Silvy Dean: that was kinda creepy
Lionel Cullen: I just want to chase them. And bat at them. And gnaw on their giant ears.
Silvy Dean: please to step away from my bunnies. <:F
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Silvy Dean: i would spank you but i can't reach with you gnawing on my arm.
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Phaylen: SIlvy, the only thing you're missing from your mouth is a jewish mother.
Silvy: ...WHAT? lmao
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Pearl: english please
Silvy: kinda a cross between eastern and western
Pearl: I DONT SPEAK SILVY
Silvy: that is english :p
Silvy: ah damnits -.-
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Lionel: Omnom?
Lionel: Nom.
Lionel: Nom omnom.
Silvy Dean comes back to find half her face missing. "AHH! WTF!!?!"
Lionel Cullen blinks...continues nomming.
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Silvy: i see your buttcrack
Eefje: like it?
Silvy: >_> you should get a candycane and stuff it right there
Silvy: in the crack
Silvy: for like the holidays
Eefje: yeaaaaa
Eefje: chim can u put a candycane in my asscrack
Chimeric: okay
Silvy: i've created a holiday tradition
Silvy: YAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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((SL bug of rendering.))
Oni Dae: you know I love how when something doesnt rez people tell you to zoom in super close....imagine doing that irl, you cant read a poster so you just slam your face against it til you can
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Silvy Dean: people need to get out of my damn head. :(
Silvy Dean: all my ideas are going to be taken by the space aliens if i leave the doors open
Dedrika Ghost: my name is charles and no, I like it in here.
Dedrika Ghost: hahaa
Silvy Dean: just stay out of the door with the giant coin operated lock.
Silvy Dean: its um.. not safe. xx;
Dedrika Ghost: ¬__¬
Dedrika Ghost sneaks up to the door
Silvy Dean what sounds like a kazoo is playing marry had a little lamb very slowly and muffled by the thick door. <.<
Dedrika Ghost: omg
Dedrika Ghost: ahhaa

((Skype conversation))
Silvy: I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. I'm nervous they are going to take one look and just be all "They all have to be pulled out." :<
Bildo: It's ok, I'll still love you with your chicken lips. *Has mental image of her snoring with her lips flapping making the -Pfft- noise.*
Silvy: :O LMAO! "Yes, I have an appointment. Could I get the -Smile like a donut- treatment? I have a new boyfriend. :> (chicken lip smile.)"

((And they laughed and laughed and laughed till someone pee'ed a little. The end.))

Silvy Dean sighs. "I like big guys.. :F no idea why. you would think that the heart problems and breathing problems and shit would be a huge turn off but for some reason i'm like *blush.. mmm.yeah.. touch me with your bratwurst fingers.* ._.
Anarisse reads the term 'bratwurst fingers' ... chokes on her drink.

Silvy:
ƸӜƷ ( o_o )
ƸӜƷ ( o_o ) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
ƸӜƷ ( o_o )
Anarisse: that struck me as a random guy having a conversation with a butterfly... then suddenly, TABLEFLIP... pause... guy turns back to butterfly going "so anyway..."

Silvy:
( o_o ) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
( o_o) I need that. (o_o ) Kay.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Anarisse: i feel like that describes us

Fo'uh (silvy.dean): i haven't laughed this much during rp since that one time i played the gesture by accident that said "I would rather fuck a vibrator than your cock anyday." :|
Usyraz (imquelle): LMAO

Dom'Ro (bildo2003): WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!!! >:D
Fo'uh (silvy.dean): O.o PFFFFFF o.0

[10:18] Silvy luffs on.
[10:18] Silvy: wait... luffs is a word?
[10:18] Silvy: now i'm wondering what it means...
[10:18] Usyraz: o.o
[10:19] Usyraz googles it.
[10:19] Usyraz: verb
1.
steer (a sailing vessel) nearer the wind to the point at which the sails just begin to flap.
[10:19] Usyraz: "I came aft and luffed her for the open sea"
[10:20] Silvy:
[10:20] Silvy: i'm flapping you?
[10:20] Silvy: ok i luvs on you. <.< geezus.
[10:20] Usyraz blinks
[10:20] Usyraz: i just...
[10:21] Usyraz: .... i just pictured myself strapped up onto the mast like a damn sail and flailing around like a possessed bird.
[10:27] Silvy: sorry i nearly died cause i inhaled my water when you described that.

Fo'uh (silvy.dean) licks your face and wags tail like a puppy. :3
Dom'Ro (bildo2003) pats your head and scratches behind your ear.
Fo'uh (silvy.dean) gets beard hair in her mouth and does that long tongue flail thing with that look of "oh god!" painted on her face.

Ana: i will never use my spotify playlists again.
Ana: i will just sit on sim and listen to random murlocs and phil collins orcs and...
Ana: ... yep
Ana: I CAN FEEL IT
Ana: COOOOMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
Ana: ... LOK'TAAAAR
...
Silvy: i saw an orc in my mind standing at the edge of a dark swampy forest looking into a meadow ahead of him.. and then this airy light music came along and i pictured his face going as he saw this beautiful elf maiden kneeling down to pick flowers and shit.
Ana: and then... re-enter the murloc music...
Ana: ... as she turns around and reveals she has the face of a fish.

[16:54] Miky: hello
[16:54] Arianna (silvy.dean): y halo thar!
[16:54] Arianna (silvy.dean): Buttsecks?
[16:54] Miky: what?
[16:54] Arianna (silvy.dean): nada. just trying to be funny.
[16:54] XXXXX: u were, a little ^^
[16:55] Miky: wondering why lol
[16:55] Arianna (silvy.dean): heh.
[16:56] Arianna (silvy.dean): well it was either the random buttsecks joke or the scream like a goat and run away one.
[16:56] Miky left chat range.
[16:57] Arianna (silvy.dean): ^_^ and that is why.

[16:30] Arianna (silvy.dean): OH! wait.. i know how we ended up on the Glory Hole topic.
[16:30] Vida (anarisse): how?
[16:30] Arianna (silvy.dean): :F my Lindens were uneven.
[16:30] Arianna (silvy.dean): i had 559L
[16:31] Arianna (silvy.dean): makes perfect sense that those two topics are linked.. *nods*
[16:31] Vida (anarisse): ohhh... my god... lol
[16:32] Arianna (silvy.dean): see! you connected them too!
[16:32] Vida (anarisse): >__________>
[16:32] Vida (anarisse): yeah!
[16:32] Vida (anarisse): totally!
[16:32] Arianna (silvy.dean): lol
[16:34] Arianna (silvy.dean): see.. uneven lindens leads to talking about how the only last digits that make sense to have at the end of a balance are either 0 or 5. That leads into talking about how you attempt to end on an even number at gas stations.. which leads to talking about getting free stuff at a gas station because you're a girl.. which leads into the paranoia conversation about getting said free stuff and insisting on paying for it anyway.. which leads into glory hole bathrooms and what to do in the situation you find yourself sitting staring at a penis through a hole in the wall. :F
[16:34] Vida (anarisse): ... O_O
[16:34] Arianna (silvy.dean): see.. total sense. :F
[16:34] Vida (anarisse): that... is an awesome train of thought
[16:35] Arianna (silvy.dean): thats the Silvy Train. *nods*
[16:35] Vida (anarisse): you know... i can hear the sounds a silvy train makes.
[16:35] Vida (anarisse): it's something along the lines of
[16:36] Vida (anarisse): CHOOOOO CHOOOOO whatthefuckawhatthefuckawhatthefuckawhatthefucka...
[16:36] Arianna (silvy.dean): lmao

[16:45] Sunthor (bildo2003): HI!!
[16:45] Vida (anarisse): Hiya, how goes it?
[16:45] Sunthor (bildo2003): goes good! how goes for you?
[16:46] Vida (anarisse): glad to hear it! i'm doin pretty good too, thankya
[16:46] Sunthor (bildo2003): awesome! *high fives*
[16:47] Vida (anarisse) super duper hi5s~
[16:47] Vida (anarisse): ... not sure what that actually looks like, but it at least SOUNDED really enthusiastic to me >.>
[16:48] Sunthor (bildo2003): lol heck ya!
[16:49] Sunthor (bildo2003): think that would require a super jump high five in the air
[16:50] Vida (anarisse): I think you're right! So I randomly hi5-jumped, this is good to know
[16:54] Sunthor (bildo2003): then as drop down to the ground would complete 180 swing and pull off a backwards low5 to make it more epiciness!
[16:54] Vida (anarisse): PERFECT!
[16:54] Vida (anarisse): And thus, the super duper hi5 was born.
[16:56] Sunthor (bildo2003): and thus the clouds parted and a beam of light shines down and can hear off in the distance a small choir making the sound 'awwwwwwww'
[16:56] Vida (anarisse): lmao, i love it
[16:58] Sunthor (bildo2003): hmm. been awhile since the funny page has been updated.......NOT UNTIL TODAY! *starts shredding on the air guitar*
[17:01] Vida (anarisse): LOL

[23:55] Ásbjörn Ahlberg hands her a key made of bone. "Here's your key to the den."
[23:56] Vida lifts the key to eye level, stares at it... then stares at the massive opening that was the den's entrance...
[23:56] Ásbjörn Ahlberg: Don't think too hard on it....
[23:56] Ásbjörn Ahlberg: Just.....let......it.....
[23:56] Vida: ....
[23:56] Ásbjörn Ahlberg: Be?
[23:56] Vida tableflips anyway.
[23:56] Ásbjörn Ahlberg: NO!
[23:56] Ásbjörn Ahlberg: THIS IS A NICE TABLE!
[23:56] Ásbjörn Ahlberg: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE TABLES!
[23:56] Vida: WE ALWAYS HAVE NICE TABLES
[23:57] Vida: I'LL JUST GET US ANOTHER.
[23:57] Ásbjörn Ahlberg: THEN YOU FLIP THEM!
[23:57] Ásbjörn Ahlberg: AND THEY BREAK!
[23:57] Vida: OH IT DID NOT BREAK!
[23:57] Ásbjörn Ahlberg: IT MADE A MESS!
[23:57] Vida: THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING!
[23:57] Ásbjörn Ahlberg: YES IT IS!
[23:57] Vida: NO IT'S NOT!
[23:57] Vida: I CAN PUT THE TABLE BACK IN PLACE, ERGO IT IS NOT BROKEN.
[23:57] Vida: JUST MESSY.
[23:57] Ásbjörn Ahlberg: BUT YOU CAN'T PUT BACK THE WINE AND GRAPES!
[23:58] Vida: THEN THE WINE AND GRAPES ARE BROKEN! NOT THE TABLE!
[23:58] Ásbjörn Ahlberg picks up the table and hurls it out of the den.
[23:58] Vida: .... Oh that was just excessive.
[23:58] Ásbjörn Ahlberg: I'm sorry...that escalated quickly..

Arianna (silvy.dean): well.. it hasn't been worked on since that drunken night. e.e so.. yeah.
Vida (anarisse): oh good hodor...
Vida (anarisse): ..........
Vida (anarisse): LORD*
Vida (anarisse): GOOD LORD*****
Arianna (silvy.dean): hodor works.
Arianna (silvy.dean): also hordo is hung like a giant so \o/
Vida (anarisse): oh good lord is he ever >.>
Arianna (silvy.dean): though to try and get that "giant" going.... <.< would be awkward with the child like personality. e.e
Vida (anarisse): oh god... you're right
Arianna (silvy.dean): but could you imagine the sex? "ho..hodor..hodor..HODOR HOHOHOHOHOHODOR!!!*orgasm* hodar...hodar.........ho.....dor...*snore*"
Vida (anarisse): LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
Vida (anarisse) saves that immediately
Arianna (silvy.dean): XD
Vida (anarisse): ...hosnore?
Vida (anarisse): hodor gives a lecture on calculus. hobore.
Vida (anarisse): hodor imitates a lion. horoar.
Vida (anarisse): hodor showing the new kid around. hotour.
Arianna (silvy.dean): puns.. worse in hodor :|
Vida (anarisse) flexes, leans in and whispers.... "Homore."
Arianna (silvy.dean): lmao

[01:27] Arianna (silvy.dean): ( ≧Д≦)
[01:27] Arianna (silvy.dean): °◯°
[01:27] Arianna (silvy.dean): （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
[01:27] Arianna (silvy.dean):
[01:27] Arianna (silvy.dean): i'm not cleaning that up.
[01:28] Arianna (silvy.dean) is offline.
[01:28] Arianna (silvy.dean) left chat range.
[01:29] Sunthor (bildo2003): okay...*gets broom*

Photo by Anarisse: Gaireth and Vetis' graves. https://www.flickr.com/photos/anarisse/20314769058/

Silvy Dean: i just read that out loud to bill. :<
Sharlana Aarvyn (anarisse): :<
Silvy Dean: Gah Silvy is a bitch. always killing people off. e.o
Silvy Dean looks at name.
Sharlana Aarvyn (anarisse): o_o
Sharlana Aarvyn (anarisse): identity crisis?
::Silvy Dean is now known as Hodor.
Sharlana Aarvyn (anarisse) chokes on her drink
Hodor: >.>
Hodor: Hodor.


Sharlana Aarvyn (anarisse): FUCK
Sharlana Aarvyn (anarisse): i have to fix the playlist. balls.
Hodor: if you insist. *starts stripping... pauses..* oh..
Hodor puts clothes back on. <.<
Sharlana Aarvyn (anarisse): @_@
Sharlana Aarvyn (anarisse): lmao

(After reading Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life aloud)
*** Call ended, duration 16:59 ***
Ana: BUT I LOVE YOU

Stavros: I keep forgetting you southern I dont need to apologize
Ana: DAMN RIGHT
Stavros: but you like flordia southern so idk....
Ana: meh
Stavros: yall are like a trail mix bag
Ana: yeah, but i'm like the cheeto in the middle of all the nasty shit

Calli: I have terrible ADD...
Calli: I was youtubing a help vid
Calli: and wandered to tauntaun cookies...

[23:26] Vida is now known as Hodor.
[23:27] Arianna is now known as Hodor.
[23:30] Usyraz is now known as Hodor.
[23:31] Sunthor is now known as Hodor.
[23:32] Morven is now known as Hodor.

Hodor (Anarisse): hodor!
Hodor (Anarisse): HODOR
Second Life: Stavros is offline.

Archien: IS THIS WHERE I TELL YOU HOW GORGEOUS I FIND YOU AND HOW WE SHOULD BANG IN A SEA OF...
Archien: My mind went to Kelp
Archien: A SEA OF KELP
Ana: YEAH SURE NOW WOULD BE THE TIME, GOOD THING YOU ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVERED MY KELP FETISH AT THE SAME TIME
Archien: Well. I just made the logical jump from Fish Guts
Ana: lkdsjnslkfjsdf
Ana: FUUUUUUUCK
Archien: Bahahahahaha
Ana: ...You caught me
Ana: NOTHING GETS ME WETTER THAN MARINE LIFE
Ana: BOTH LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY
Archien: Oh baby, I got a basket full of squid for you. ; p
Ana: ...
Ana: I've never been more turned on in my entire life.
Archien: Even when compared to genocide?
Ana: Even when compared to genocide, yes. I mean, there's just something about the thought of boning a genocidal maniac that gets me going, but god damn, a man and some squid... nnnff
Archien: Well babe. I am ALL OF THESE THINGS
Ana: TAKE ME NOW, YOU BEAST
Archien: OH YEAH
Ana: I'M TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP THIS GOING, BUT I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT ME
Archien: ONLY IF THAT'LL TURN YOU ON ANYMORE
Ana: IT WILL, BUT YOU -HAVE- TO USE THE SEVERED LIMB OF AN ALASKAN MOOSE WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT, OR ELSE IT JUST WON'T DO ANYTHING FOR ME
...
Archien: Oh shit. I forgot to keep flirting with you with animal parts and genocide, shit.

Archien: MEME CORRECTLY, DAMN IT
Archien: I EXPECT BETTER FROM YOU

Ana: ... You know what I just realized?
Ana: You are the devil on my shoulder.
Archien: I'M A PRETTY BENEVOLENT DEVIL SINCE I ALSO GIVE SOUND RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
Ana: OH DON'T GET ME WRONG, I VALUE YOU OVERALL AS A HUMAN-BEING-SLASH-SHOULDER-DEVIL
Ana: I JUST HAD THAT EPIPHANY
Archien: I'm good with that rank
Ana: If I had a place to ref- wait no I need to fix that
Ana: Uh. Fuck.
Ana: ....
Ana: LOOK, YOU WERE ALREADY MY FAIRY GODGAY, WEREN'T YOU
Ana: SO I GUESS YOU ARE MY FAIRY-GODGAY-SLASH-SHOULDER-DEVIL
Archien: GOOD
Archien: FAIRY GOD-DEVIL
Archien: Wait
Archien: FAIRY GAY GOD-DOVEL
Archien: Wait
Archien: Fuck it

Archien: Yoshi quit trying to seduce me

Ana grumps.
Archien not-so-grumps
Ana probably should have felt that that particular reaction would happen one day.
Archien: I'll be the Danny to your Arin, Jess.

Archien: Yeah. The gay runs strong in the last two of our family, it seems
Ana: Gkyeah, gay jeans
Ana: .......wow
Ana: jenes*
Ana: GENES* OH MY GOD
Archien: My Jeans are rather straight, thank you

Ana: Yeah, the chick's like "I WANT TO STAY SKINNY FOR HIM" and the preachy part of my started screaming
Ana: Like DO THAT FOR YOU, NOT SOME GUY WHAT THE FUCK"
Archien: Fuck that
Archien: "You better stay skinny"
Archien: I'm going to eat literally nothing but cake
Archien: Literally. Nothing
Archien: People will BEG me to eat other things

Ana: oh god it keeps getting worse
Ana: fuck me running
Archien: That involves phsyics and a physique I'm not capable of. Lemme go find someone who can for you.

Archien: Oh. Right. That's why you don't fuck Trump
Ana: That and the wrinkly sack.
Ana: That and, y'know, he's got that delusion from the early stages of dementia or maybe Alzheimers, so he would probably just forget my name unless I insulted him enough to call me a pig on Twitter.
Archien: Listen
Archien: I'll be the first to tell you
Archien:  You don't need to know someone's name to have mind-wracking sex
Ana: BUT IT WOULD MATTER TO ME
Ana: IF I'M GONNA SHARE A MOMENT AS SPECIAL AS FUCKING THEM WHILE SPEAKING OF OUR HATRED FOR OTHER RACES, I NEED TO KNOW THEY'RE GONNA REMEMBER MY NAME
Ana turns to one side and vomits.
Ana: I can't. That was my limit. I made myself ill with that one
Ana: Apparently sexual relations with Trump is my no-no.
Archien: I found your 'stop touching my mind there' spot
Ana: Oh god, so that's why my leg was twitching
Archien: No that was the coke

[22:27] Codex: BEWARE THE TALKING TREE
[22:27] Codex: :◯
[22:27] Codex: FEE FI FO FUM
[22:27] Codex: I'M GOING TO STICK IT UP YOUR BUM
[22:27] Katia: °◯°
[22:27] Katia: nope.
[22:27] Katia left chat range.

[22:35] Mercy Belfire: HO GOD! THERE IS A DEAD BODY IN MY WALL!
[22:35] Jasper Bellamy (erygos): ..... FUCK
[22:35] Jasper Bellamy (erygos): YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT ABOUT THAT YET.
[22:36] Jasper Bellamy (erygos): PAY NO ATTENTION, IT'S JUST... I... NEEDED A PLACE TO STORE IT
[22:36] Mercy Belfire: D: DAD! WHAT THE HELL MAN!
[22:36] Jasper Bellamy (erygos): A MAN GETS HUNGRY
[22:36] Mercy Belfire: I BEEN WALKING AROUND WONDERING WTF SMELLED SO BAD! I THOUGHT IT WAS ME! I SPRAYED ALL SORTS OF DEODORANTS IN PLACES THEY SHOULDN'T"T GO!
[22:37] DexChamberlan: lol
[22:37] Jasper Bellamy (erygos): HONEY YOU SMELL FINE, PLEASE STOP SPRAYING YOURSELF SO MUCH. IT'S JUST THE SMELL OF DEATH.
[22:37] Mercy Belfire: I-I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS! *jumps out the window and runs away to live with stripper Katia.
[22:38] DexChamberlan: lol
[22:38] Jasper Bellamy (erygos) shouts: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[22:39] Jasper Bellamy (erygos) stares at.
[22:40] Mercy Belfire flips him off all angrily. >:| "Dead bodies in MY room?" storms off.
[22:40] Jasper Bellamy (erygos) shouts: YOUNG LADY, YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
[22:40] DexChamberlan: hey its ok. you'll see her again... on amateur night.
[22:40] Mercy Belfire shouts: lmao!!!
[22:40] Jasper Bellamy (erygos) chokes on air.
[22:40] Jasper Bellamy (erygos): SIR
[22:40] Jasper Bellamy (erygos): SIR
[22:40] Jasper Bellamy (erygos): WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE FAST OR SLOW?
[22:41] Jasper Bellamy (erygos): I CAN ACCOMMODATE, I HAVE PLENTY OF REAL ESTATE IN MY BACK YARD FOR YOU

Davros: vrooooooommmm
Davros: pffftthhpttptptt
Ana screams and jumps out of the street
Davros is just running around pretending to drive with a scarf on and goggles
Davros: IT'S VEGAS TIME.
Davros: HOPE IN BISCH
Davros: hop....
Ana HOPS THE FUCK IN
Ana also hopes in
Davros: this thing can go 0 to asthma attack in 3.6 seconds. buckle up
Davros: and the radio dont work so hope you can sing
Davros: MAKIN MY WAY DOWN SOUTH, WALKIN FAST, FACES PASS AND IM HOME BOUND
Davros: DA NUNNUNNUNUNNUNUNUN NANANANA
Ana: OH GOD NO
Ana: CHANGE THE FUCKIN CHANNEL
Davros: the knob broke!
Davros: VOLUME UP TO 10
Ana: CURSE YOU VANESSA CARLTON

Ana: OH MY GOD I'M COLD
Arch: .... My first thought was to yell
Arch: "YOU TIDDIES GETTIN' COLD BAE?!"

[02:49] Dodeva Zapatero: nah she's got a bubble butt
[02:50] Silvy Dean shakes fist. "I'll bubble you!" :F
[02:50] Silvy Dean: i mean >:F
[02:50] Dodeva Zapatero: LOL
[02:51] Dodeva Zapatero: it's not as bad as what you usually see when you go shopping though
[02:51] Silvy Dean: o_________________o yeah....
[02:51] Silvy Dean: i seen some shit.
[02:51] Silvy Dean: i think i'm a bit immune to it now.
[02:55] Dodeva Zapatero: you've done some questionable things too ;P
[02:56] Dodeva Zapatero: Remember the baby incident?
[02:56] Silvy Dean: baby?
[02:57] Silvy Dean: the one where i rp'ed punting the baby over the railing?
[02:57] Dodeva Zapatero: yeah LOL
[02:57] Silvy Dean: <_< and got banned from that store?
[02:57] Silvy Dean: yeah...
[02:57] Silvy Dean: it shouldn't have rped trying to hug me.
[02:57] Dodeva Zapatero: xD
[02:57] Dodeva Zapatero: I guess they learned their lesson too
[02:58] Silvy Dean: <_< yeah...
[02:58] Silvy Dean: lets see you react favorably with something that freakish talking jibberish and trying to hug you.
[03:00] Dodeva Zapatero: I think I'd pick it up and run with it only to trip and fall
[03:00] Dodeva Zapatero: and have the baby fall over the railing
[03:00] Silvy Dean: e.e i reacted protecting myself. i will not take it back.

silvy says:
c&p the questions and i'll answer
Brian says:
k, hold on
Brian says:
You come home and you spouse tries to bite you. What do you do?
Brian says:
Pull out you concealed weapon and start shooting.
Grab the closest thing possible to use as a weapon.
Bite them back.
Run away as fast as you can and don't look back.
Keep a safe distance, but keep askin if they are okay.
Forget that they attacked you and try to hug them.
silvy says:
o.o ... ****** bites me all the time. thats hard to answer
silvy says:
obvious answer is to grab the closest thing possible to use as a weapon. but being he bites me all the time i'd probably bite back. >_> or give him a hug.
Brian says:
ok, I'm not so sure you'd survive, but let's press on to question 2
Brian says:
You see someone esle getting attacked by a zombie. What do you do?
Kill the Zombie, ask the person if they are okay, offer to get them somewhere safe.
Kill the zombie, but don't stop to ask if they are okay.
Keep running and don't look back.
Kill the zombie with extreme prejiduce, then start shooting all advancing zombies.
...
Brian says:
Run up and start pulling on the zombie's arm and scream, "What are doing? Stop!"
Join in on the attack.
silvy says:
<_< join in on the attack.
silvy says:
i mean.. >_> run like hell and don't look back
silvy says:
o.o
Brian says:
well, considering your failure to survive question 1, I think you'd probably join in on the attack, yeah
silvy says:
>_>
Brian says:
How many guns do you own?
I've held one before, but I'm not a good shot.
A couple. Just in case.
I'm a waking arsenal.
Why would I need a gun?
One, but I hope I never have to use it.
My hands are all I need.
silvy says:
obviously
silvy says:
o.o one gun. but i has other weapons. *points at sword sitting next to her, then dagger above the doorway then the other sword next to the front door then the compound bow at the backdoor and the two blades stuck to the fridge with magnets.* think i'm good to go. o.o
Brian says:
yeah, they should have listed other anti-zombie devices. Swords, machetes, chainsaws, etc.
silvy says:
/me misses her machete -.-
Brian says:
You're surrounded by the walking dead. What do you do?
Walk around cluelessly.
Convince everyone to start shooting, make your way to the nearest exit.
Kill every last one of the flesh eaters, don't leave any standing.
Put as many other survivors as you can between you and them.
Brian says:
Put yourself between them and the other survivors. Attempt to hold off the zombie hord while the others get away.
Run screaming into the mass hord.
silvy says:
kill every last one of the fleash eaters and don't leave any standing cause they aren't alloud to eat my friends. <_<
Brian says:
woot! that was my answer there too
silvy says:
XD
Brian says:
I've seen enough zombie movies to know that's the correct answer, lol
Brian says:
Have you ever....
Been oblivious to what's going on around you.
Complained ceaselesslyand annoyingly.
Make sacrifices for others.
Tried to eat someone.
Used others for your own personal gain?
Been able to come up with super awesome quotes at the perfect moment.
silvy says:
yesah.
silvy says:
but i'm going off what i would really do irl.
Brian says:
me too
silvy says:
Been able to come up with super awesome quotes at the perfect moment.
Brian says:
that's why this question will mean a quick death for me
silvy says:
>_>
Brian says:
I'm often oblivious to what's going on around me, lol
silvy says:
i pretend to be oblivious
Brian says:
What's your favorite kind of music?
Rock
Alternative
Anything by the Cranberries.
Country
Classical
Why are we talking about music?
silvy says:
that way people are suprised when i go "um.. there's a cop standing behind that house watching us. you wanna put out the joint and take the beer away from the baby?"
Brian says:
sometimes I'm aware and play oblivious, but there are way too many times when I haven't noticed the obvious
silvy says:
rrrrrrock
Brian says:
RRROCK AND ROLL!!!
Brian says:
again, there's only correct answer that one.
Brian says:
Although, I can see a country fan doing well because they'd have a ready supply of firearms...
Brian says:
What's you favorite color?
Green
Yellow
Blue
Black
Are you kdding me?
Blood red
silvy says:
blood red. :F
silvy says:
*noms your face*
Brian says:
ok, answer is...
Brian says:
Mine was Compassionate Hero: I'd save the world, and probably survive, but I might sacrifice myself for a boy and his dog.
Brian says:
Yours is...
silvy says:
SHOOT IT SHOOT IT! ITS A ZOMBIE!
Brian says:
Bad Ass Hero
You come in with guns blazing. When everyone else is screaming and running the other way, your shouting, “Shoot ‘em in the head!” Everyone thought you were crazy for building an underground bunker filled with a stockpile of weapons, but who’s laughing now. There is a 99% chance you will survive, but be ready for a surprise ending.
silvy says:

silvy says:
wtf?
Brian says:
yeah
Brian says:
I expected you to be the leader of the zombies
silvy says:
o.o;
Brian says:
after all, you got off to a bad start what with the hugging and stuff
silvy says:
i'm fuck'n lawl'n here!